So bad⌠theyâre actually good! đ If youâve ever heard a pick-up line that made you laugh, cringe, and roll your eyes all at once â youâre in the right place.
Welcome to our hilarious collection of funny and bad pickup lines that are so cheesy, awkward, and over-the-top, they just might work!
Whether you’re looking to break the ice or just get a good laugh, these lines are guaranteed to deliver groans, giggles, and maybe even a smile from someone special.
Packed with the latest, trending, and painfully creative lines, each one also comes with a copy and WhatsApp share button to make spreading the laughs even easier. Get ready to flirt⌠terribly! đ
Bad Flirty Jokes
- “Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.”
- “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?”
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
- “Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.”
- “Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like Iâm down under.”
- “Is your dad a boxer? Because youâre a total knockout.”
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because youâve got âfineâ written all over you.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sightâor should I walk by again?”
- “Are you a bank loan? Because youâve got my interest.”
- “Are you a campfire? Because youâre hot and I want sâmore.”
- “Do you have Wi-Fi? Because Iâm feeling a real connection.”
- “Are you Google? Because youâve got everything Iâm searching for.”
- “Are you a keyboard? Because youâre just my type.”
- “Do you play soccer? Because youâre a keeper.”
- “Are you tired? Because youâve been running through my mind all day.”
Very Bad Pick Up Lines
- “Are you a magician? Because⌠I have no idea what to say next.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I trip over again?”
- “Are you French? Because Eiffel⌠flat on my face.”
- “Is your dad a baker? Because youâre a cutie pie⌠thatâs probably stale.”
- “Are you Wi-Fi? Because Iâm not connecting at all.”
- “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just fell⌠for your friend.”
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because⌠actually, never mind, this is foolish.”
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because youâre the only ten I see⌠if I squint.”
- “Do you like raisins? No? How about a rotten date?”
- “Are you Google? Because youâve got everything⌠except interest in me.”
Cheesy Classics That Never Fail to Flop
Short context: These are the timeless groaners youâd hear from a dad at a barbecueâequal parts awful and endearing.
- Are you a magician? Because whenever youâre around, everyone else disappears – “Wow, did you just vanish my self-esteem too?”
- Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes – “Try Google Maps, buddy.”
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you – “Oh, Iâm falling⌠into a coma.”
- Is your name Beethoven? Because youâve got all my keys in a symphony – “More like a car alarm.”
- Are you a parking ticket? Because youâve got âfineâ written all over you – “Pay up then!”
- Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again? – “Please donât.”
- Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because Iâm feeling a connection – “Itâs weak and dropping.”
- Is your dad a baker? Because youâre a cutie pie – “No, heâs a dentist, and this is a cavity.”
- Are you a loan? Because youâve got my interest – “And a 20% APR.”
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you – “Get up, drama queen.”
- Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day – “And burn out fast.
- Is your name Google? Because youâve got everything Iâm searching for – “Try Bing instead.”
- Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one, and I think I just found her – “Nope, just a gremlin.”
- Do you like raisins? How about a date? – “Iâd rather eat the raisins.
- Are you a cat? Because Iâm feline a connection – “Claws off, weirdo.”
- Is your name Chapstick? Because youâre da balm – “And youâre a dud.”
- Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future – “Send me back to five minutes ago.”
- Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future – “Use a crayon instead.”
- Are you a volcano? Because you make my heart erupt – “More like indigestion.”
- Is your name Waldo? Because Iâve been looking for you everywhere – “Keep searching.”
Best Pick: Are you a magician? Because whenever youâre around, everyone else disappears – Itâs the ultimate cheesy classic thatâs so bad, itâs almost good.
Funny Dumb Pick Up Lines
- “Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because Iâm feeling really weak around you.”
- “Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one Iâll annoy today.”
- “Are you a bank loan? Because youâve got my interest⌠at 99% APR.”
- “Is your name Google? Because youâve got nothing Iâm searching for but Iâll click anyway.”
- “Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else is still here.”
- “Are you French? Because Eiffel when I saw your sandwich.”
- “Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this awkwardly red?”
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you make me broke and sad.”
- “Are you a campfire? Because I want sâmore⌠snacks, not you.”
- “Do you like raisins? How about a foolish date?”
Bad Pick Up Lines for Him
- “Are you a keyboard? Because youâre just my type⌠of problem.”
- “Do you play soccer? Because youâre a keeper⌠but also kind of a fouler.”
- “Are you Wi-Fi? Because Iâm not feeling this connection.”
- “Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes⌠and itâs getting creepy.”
- “Are you French? Because Eiffel⌠for someone else.”
- “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you⌠again.”
- “Are you a magician? Because every time you smile, my brain disappears.”
- “Is your name Google? Because youâve got everything I donât need right now.”
- “Are you a campfire? Because youâre hot⌠and youâre giving me smoke in my eyes.”
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because youâve got âfineâ written on you⌠in invisible ink.”
Crappy Pick-Up Lines
- “Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life⌠kinda.”
- “Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes⌠or maybe itâs the GPS.”
- “Are you Wi-Fi? Because Iâm not really feeling a strong connection.”
- “Are you a magician? Because nothing is happening when I look at you.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I trip over again?”
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because Iâm broke now.”
- “Are you a campfire? Because you smell a little smoky but I still kinda like it.”
- “Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this red?”
- “Are you a loan? Because youâre going to ruin my credit.”
- “If you were a vegetable, youâd be⌠a turnip. Donât ask why.”
- “Do you like raisins? How about a date? No? Okay, bye.”
- “Are you an angel? Because you just fell⌠really awkwardly.”
- “Are you a keyboard? Because youâve got way too many issues.”
- “Do you have a name, or should I just keep calling you stranger?”
- “Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for five minutes, then get bored.”
Bad Chat Up Lines
- “Are you a magician? Because⌠nope, youâre still not interested.”
- “Do you like raisins? No? How about a terrible date?”
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because I canât afford you anyway.”
- “Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost⌠in the wrong conversation.”
- “Are you French? Because Eiffel for someone else, apparently.”
- “Is your dad a thief? Because someone stole my wallet.”
- “Are you Wi-Fi? Because this connection is weak.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I annoy you again?”
- “Are you a campfire? Because I smell smoke and itâs not flattering.”
- “Are you a loan? Because youâre way too much interest.”
Science Nerd Disasters
Short context: For the geeks who think equations and chemistry can win heartsâspoiler: they donât.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because youâre Cu-Te – “And youâre Pb-Annoying.”
- Do you have 11 protons? Because youâre sodium fine – “More like chlorineâtoxic.”
- Are you a carbon sample? Because Iâd love to date you – “Radiocarbon says youâre expired.”
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because Iâm picking up your signal – “Itâs password-protected.”
- Are you a photon? Because youâve got no mass, just energy – “And youâve got no game.”
- Do you obey Newtonâs laws? Because youâve got all my forces in motion – “Inertia says no.”
- Are you an isotope? Because youâre one of a kind – “And unstable.”
- Is your name helium? Because you make me float – “More like sink.”
- Are you a black hole? Because youâre pulling me in – “And crushing my soul.”
- Do you have a high pH? Because youâre basic – “And youâre acidic.”
- Are you a supernova? Because you just exploded into my life – “Cleanup on aisle five.”
- Is your name Einstein? Because youâve got my relativity all twisted – “E = MC²-level cringe.”
- Are you oxygen? Because I canât live without you – “Try nitrogen instead.”
- Do you have a charge? Because Iâm attracted to you – “Repulsionâs stronger.”
- Are you a lab experiment? Because Iâm testing my hypothesis on you – “Failed trial.”
- Is your name Tesla? Because youâve got my coils buzzing – “Short circuit.”
- Are you a quantum particle? Because I canât pin you down – “SchrĂśdinger says Iâm gone.”
- Do you have high velocity? Because youâve got my heart racing – “Crash landing incoming.”
- Are you a catalyst? Because youâve sped up my reaction – “To run away.”
- Is your name Archimedes? Because youâve displaced my heart – “Eureka, youâre a flop!”
Best Pick: Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because youâre Cu-Te – Itâs nerdy, punny, and adorably awful.
Foodie Flops for Hungry Hearts
Short context: For the food lovers who think romance starts with a snackâspoiler: it ends in crumbs.
- Are you a pizza? Because youâve got all my toppings in a twist – “Extra cheese, extra grease.”
- Do you like coffee? Because Iâm brewing feelings for you – “Burnt and bitter.”
- Are you a taco? Because Iâm falling apart for you – “Messy and overstuffed.”
- Is your name ketchup? Because I canât catch up with you – “Too slow, condiment.”
- Are you a donut? Because Iâm glazed over you – “Hole lotta nothing.”
- Do you like sushi? Because Iâm hooked on you raw – “Fishy vibes.”
- Are you a burger? Because youâre stacked – “And Iâm full.”
- Is your name soup? Because youâre hot and steamy – “Cooling off fast.”
- Are you a cookie? Because Iâm crumbling for you – “Stale pickup.”
- Do you like wine? Because you get better with time – “More like vinegar.”
- Are you a fruit? Because youâre berry appealing – “Rotten attempt.”
- Is your name popcorn? Because youâve got me popping – “Kernel of truth: no.”
- Are you a smoothie? Because youâve blended my heart – “Chunky and awkward.”
- Do you like eggs? Because Iâm scrambled for you – “Over easy rejection.”
- Are you a spice? Because youâve heated things up – “Too much chili.”
- Is your name nachos? Because Iâm cheesy for you – “Extra dip, extra nope.”
- Are you a cupcake? Because youâre sweet and frosted – “Sugar crash incoming.”
- Do you like pasta? Because Iâm pasta-tively into you – “Al dente disaster.”
- Are you a sandwich? Because youâve got all my layers – “Soggy and sad.”
- Is your name ice cream? Because youâre melting me – “Brain freeze.”
Best Pick: Are you a pizza? Because youâve got all my toppings in a twist – Itâs the cheesiest food flop around.
Animal-Inspired Awkwardness
Short context: For the wildlife fans who think growls and purrs are flirtyâthink again.
- Are you a beaver? Because dam, youâre fine – “Chewing through my patience.”
- Do you like cats? Because Iâm paws-itive youâre the one – “Hiss off.”
- Are you a dolphin? Because Iâm flipping for you – “Flopping instead.”
- Is your name bear? Because I canât bear to be without you – “Hibernate elsewhere.”
- Are you a fox? Because youâre sly and foxy – “Caught in a trap.”
- Do you like dogs? Because Iâm barking up your tree – “Wrong species.”
- Are you a bird? Because youâve got my feathers ruffled – “Fly away now.”
- Is your name whale? Because Iâm hooked on your blubber – “That sank fast.”
- Are you a snake? Because youâve got me charmed – “Sss-sorry, no.”
- Do you like turtles? Because Iâm slow to fall for you – “Too slow, bye.”
- Are you a lion? Because youâve got my pride roaring – “More like meowing.”
- Is your name bunny? Because youâve got me hopping – “Carrot of rejection.”
- Are you a fish? Because Iâm hooked on you – “Catch and release.”
- Do you like owls? Because whoo are you? – “Not impressed.”
- Are you a horse? Because youâve galloped into my heart – “Neigh chance.”
- Is your name penguin? Because Iâm waddling toward you – “Ice cold no.”
- Are you a monkey? Because Iâm bananas for you – “Peel out of here.”
- Do you like deer? Because Iâm bucking for you – “Doe-eyed disaster.”
- Are you a wolf? Because Iâm howling for you – “Lone wolf says no.
- Is your name squirrel? Because youâve got my nuts in a twist – “Acorn-y joke.”
Best Pick: Are you a beaver? Because dam, youâre fine – Itâs wild, punny, and wonderfully bad.
Pop Culture Cringe Moments
Short context: For the TV and movie buffs who think references equal romanceâthey donât.
- Are you a Jedi? Because youâve ignited my lightsaber – “Force choke this convo.”
- Is your name Harry Potter? Because youâve cast a spell on me – “Expelliarmus yourself.”
- Are you from Star Trek? Because Iâd beam up with you – “Warp speed away.”
- Do you like Marvel? Because youâre my superhero – “More like a villain.”
- Are you a Hobbit? Because Iâd take you on an adventure – “Second breakfast, no date.”
- Is your name Elsa? Because youâve frozen my heart – “Let it go already.”
- Are you a vampire? Because youâve bitten my soul – “Twilight-level cringe.”
- Do you like Friends? Because youâre my lobster – “Pivot out of here.”
- Are you a pirate? Because youâve stolen my booty – “Walk the plank.”
- Is your name Dory? Because Iâd swim to find you – “Just keep swimming away.”
- Are you from Game of Thrones? Because youâve ignited my dragons – “Winter is coming, bye.”
- Do you like Stranger Things? Because youâve turned my world upside down – “Demogorgon says no.”
- Are you a Minion? Because Iâm bananas for you – “Despicable attempt.”
- Is your name Batman? Because youâve got my signals up – “Jokerâs laughing.”
- Are you from The Office? Because youâre my Pam to Jim – “More like Dwight.”
- Do you like Disney? Because youâre my happily ever after – “More like a nightmare.”
- Are you a Terminator? Because Iâll be back for you – “Hasta la vista.”
- Is your name Simba? Because youâve got my pride roaring – “Hakuna your matata.”
- Are you from Jurassic Park? Because youâve got my heart racing – “T-Rex says rawr-no.”
- Do you like Shrek? Because youâre my ogre-the-top love – “Swampâs that way.”
Best Pick: Are you a Jedi? Because youâve ignited my lightsaber – Itâs geeky, bold, and a total flop.
Techie Tangles Gone Wrong
Short context: For the gadget lovers who think binary can spark loveâit just sparks laughs.
- Are you a keyboard? Because youâre just my type – “Backspace this.”
- Is your name Bluetooth? Because Iâm pairing with you – “Connection failed.”
- Are you a computer? Because youâve crashed my system – “Reboot required.”
- Do you like coding? Because youâve debugged my heart – “Syntax error.”
- Are you an app? Because I canât stop tapping you – “Uninstalled.”
- Is your name RAM? Because youâve got my memory full – “Overheating now.”
- Are you a charger? Because youâve sparked my life – “Low battery.”
- Do you like VR? Because youâre my reality – “Glitchy graphics.”
- Are you a firewall? Because youâve blocked my defenses – “Access denied.”
- Is your name Cloud? Because Iâm floating for you – “Data breach.”
- Are you a router? Because youâve got my signals crossed – “No bars.”
- Do you like AI? Because Iâm programmed for you – “404 love not found.”
- Are you a pixel? Because youâve lit up my screen – “Resolution too low.”
- Is your name USB? Because Iâd plug into you – “Wrong port.”
- Are you a drone? Because youâve taken me to new heights – “Crash landing.”
- Do you like streaming? Because youâve got my buffer spinning – “Laggy romance.”
- Are you a hard drive? Because youâve stored my feelings – “Corrupted file.”
- Is your name Java? Because youâve got my script running – “Runtime error.”
- Are you a mouse? Because Iâm clicking with you – “Scroll past this.”
- Do you like tech? Because youâve upgraded my life – “Obsolete already.”
Best Pick: Are you a keyboard? Because youâre just my type – Itâs simple, techy, and delightfully bad.
